Who wants a FREE $4,000? Who wants Malaria? I DO I DO!
For all you who love the itching and scratching that is associated with getting bit by a mosquito, well here is your chance to actually get PAID for it.
The Seattle Biomedical Research Institute is looking for volunteers who want to catch malaria. Obviously it must be legit, because it DOES have the word research in the name. They are actually testing out new vaccines to determine which one works the fastest on the disease.
Volunteers will be paid $4,000. FOUR GRAND!!! I don’t know about you, but I would let them put some crazy disease in me for that kind of cash. I may fly out to Seattle right now just to make some paper!! Plus it pays way more then donating sperm, I doubt it has the same after glow though.
I hope the side effects of having malaria are not to bad for the volunteers. Actually, for 4 g’s, I hope they at least throw up multiple times and lose the ability to function sexually for 2 weeks, but only because I’m jealous.
