Where you been? Masturbating in the library? You prude.
Police said Pringle (pictured above), the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.
I know whenever I go to the library to do my everyday research of child pornography, I usually get the urge to rub one out. Don’t judge me.
Basically to sum it up, if your going to whack it in the library, go to the top floor corner stacks where no one reads and do it alone. I’ve heard people even get away with napping up there, so you should be good.
