12 beers a day

Discussions I have at the bar usually turn out to be drunken babblings that I most likely will forget the next day, but today is your lucky day. Considering the fact that I am a guy and I have had great success with women in the past(3 WHOLE GIRLFRIENDS + LOTS OF PORN + 7 MASTURBATION SESSIONS DAILY= GREAT SUCCESS) I feel the need to pass my knowledge on to my fellow man. Not to mention my friends and I were discussing exactly how to approach women and to turn that approach into a relationship, or at least a one night stand. So here is the 12 beers a day guide to picking up women.

Approach - Talk. Bottom line. This is the one and only thing you have to remember about approaching women is to just talk. If you don’t talk, how do you expect to get anywhere with anybody, let alone women. Open your stupid mouth and say whatever pops in your head. Here is an example:

Me: Hey, how are you doing?

WOW! That was incredibly hard. I could have went with the usual line I use, “Hey, you want my dick in your doody hole”, but for you newbies out there, I will keep it simple.

Conversation - Ask questions. All women love to talk, it’s what they were born to do, so the more you allow them to talk, the further you will get with them. Ask them the usual, what do you do, where you from, you in school, you like clothes, whatever it is, phrase it as a question. This will help you build your confidence to actually throw a word in or two when it is appropriate. No man in the world is known as a great conversationalist, unless they are politicians.

The Stages - Here is where most guys go wrong. There are stages to building a relationship that most men seem to overlook. You have to, and I mean HAVE to, become friends first and foremost. If a girl becomes friends with you, that means she trusts you, and trust is key to relationships. You have to be careful though, becoming friends is one thing, but you do not, under any circumstance, want to hit friend zone. Friend zone is where you will hear the killer line “I just don’t want to ruin our friendship”, even though the only reason YOU became friends in the first place was to try and pork date her. There is a fine line you must walk to be friends but not hit friends zone. Basically what you have to do is be friendly but flirtatious at the same time. Throw in a funny flirtatious comment in every conversation to let her know you view her as more then a friend. Don’t make it to obvious though, you don’t want to creep her out. You want her comfortable to your vibe.

If you can manage to do all this without making a complete jackass of yourself, you will then advance into the relationship stage. That my friend is a whole different story to go into. Your on your own when you get into a relationship because every girl is different. You are not allowed to think, speak, drink, eat, or snooze when your in a relationship. This is against the rules from what I have been told.

In a nutshell that is my guide to picking up women. Notice no perversion was included. Okay, maybe a little.

**Ed. Note - If you want to add anything I left out, leave a comment and I will add it in and repost this. Giving you a great big shout out.