Weekly Gossip
Celebrities are on a roll this week and 12beersaday.com is helping you keep up with the raucous lives of your fav hott people.
The woman with the greatest lips ever created by God is pregnant with Twins by the man with the coolest persona in Hollywood. Angelina Jolie appeared at the Cannes Film festival this past week with a large belly. Large because she has TWO buns in the oven, one of which is mine I am pretty sure.
She is at Cannes promoting her new animated movie “Kung Fu Panda”, which also stars Jack Black as a panda…who knows kung fu, hence the title of the move. Here is the trailer…
“I am a kung fu panda, who likes fried chicken”
Everyone’s favorite songstress is also back in the news, well she pretty much stays in the news, but Britney Spears has reportedly taken a trip to Costa Rica with the drunken tirade that is known as Mel Gibson. No no no, they are not alone on the impromptu vacation, Britney’s dad and Mel’s wife also tagged along, making it that much harder for them to get drunk and have forgettable sex on the beach, “I got sand in my Britney!”.
What a hott couple that would make. I can see the headlines now, “The Passion of Britney and Mel”, or “Sign: Britney and Mel”, or better yet “Britney and Mel: What the F*CK?!”. How in the hell are magazines not lining up for my witty titles and comedic genius? It baffle the mind obi-wan.
okay–
so jolie is pretty hot..but shes too weird for me..
and id still take britney spears, anyday….anytime…. and id try to get her prego so that i can get some moolah off her!
and kung fu panda looks awful..but i wanna see it
Comment by mark — May 18, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
Angieho sucks, I never liked her. She’s a homewrecker and she always looks pale and lanky now. Im gonna laugh when she and washed up Brad break up and those kids have nowhere to go, but it will be sad.
Comment by Angieyuck — May 30, 2008 @ 3:53 pm