We shall call them Jayzonce’
Super couple Jay-z and Beyonce are officially hitched! Well officially according to the Internet.
The marriage of singer Beyonce Knowles and hip-hop star Jay-Z is finally official, with a New York town clerk confirming the couple have filed a wedding license.
Hell yes! I been waiting for this day ever since her thunder thighness and big lip mcgee started dating. I don’t understand why celebrities always end up dating and marrying other celebrities. It’s really not fair if you think about it. They already have all the money, careers, prostitution rings… They should share they wealth. I think America should pass a law making every female celebrity be forced to have wildly passionate monkey sex with me and then give me a million dollars of their money to thank me for the 3 minutes of heaven. The male celebrities can watch and pay me 2 million dollars for learning my tricks for pleasing a temptress.
If all else fails they will at least pay me something because they will feel sorry for me, so really it’s a win-win for me.
i sooo agree…ok maybe not about passing a law but i feel they should give some regular peps a chance and stop staying in there in rich social circles. i mean COME ON!!!!!
Comment by the nora — April 23, 2008 @ 8:56 am