So I googled the words “Vagina Penis” together this morning, just because I am bored and for some reason I always have word “Vagina” stuck in my head, and a “Penis” in between my legs, and here is the first page that popped up.
Ask the Experts: Which hole in the vagina does the penis go in …
The opening of the vagina is in the middle of the vulva.
That’s right ladies and gentleman, someone, somewhere, asked this question: “WHICH HOLE IN THE VAGINA DOES THE PENIS GO IN…”. What a genuis moron this person is. How many holes does the vagina have? 5 at most. You can pretty much stick it wherever you want as long as the girl doesn’t complain. That’s my experience anyway. If she starts writhing in pain, that’s a good thing. When she is laying there motionless with a little throw up on her cheek, that’s when you know you have the EXACT RIGHT HOLE. Who cares that she is drunk and not awake, she was asking for it all the way home: “nummm num nummm give me nummm nummmm nummmmm water penis”. Exact words.
This is what I think about on a daily basis. And you guys wonder why I am an alcoholic.
***So I think this may be an every week topic, FUN WITH GOOGLE, so submit your ideas on a word/words that I should google and write about.
