10:12 – You like my play on words? BOOsday. Yeah. I’m creative. Just for the record, I never ever want to get old. I deal with old people all day long and they are so out of date, its not even funny.  This one guy could not even type in a simple internet address. I was on the phone with him for over an hour basically repeating myself and the damn internet address. He still never got it. So I emailed him the address and said, “Look, click on that damn link in the email and it will take you to the correct page.” What does he do? I am pretty sure he just left me a message asking for a call back because he is f*cking moron. I’m going insane. I won’t live past 50.

1:17 - I bet telemarketers absolutely despise their jobs.

2:36 - I think I will just start a credit card company. I could live off the interest I pay those damn devils. How come someone thought it would be a good idea to give me a credit card?

4:11 - This is why I love google and their streetview. Where else can you catch guys pissing on a busy highway? Only on google.

4:25 - I’m bout to call it quits, but I leave you with this bad ass mash up of Radiohead and Kanye. Tight tight.