The Ultimate Hangover Cure - 24hrs in advance
You know when your out at the bar and you just finished your 15th shot of patron, because your a baller, and you just get that feeling in your tummy like you could eat a cow.
Well now you can, at least if you live in the Detroit area. A restaurant called Mallie’s Sports bar and grill has created a massive 134-pound burger. No, that’s not a misprint, it weighs as much as my penis.
It’s called the “Absolutely Ridiculous Burger” and it comes on a 50-pound bun. I just want to see what the hell a 50-pound bun even looks like. That’s alot of dough, you could feed 4 villages in Africa with that bread.
It cost $350 bucks and you have to call at least 24 hours in advance to order the massive meat moat of mooey madness.
That just goes to show you that Americans are the most wasteful people on the face of the earth. Who in the hell would want to order a $350, 134-pound burger, with a 50-pound bun.
I think I just heard Rosie O’Donnell bust her door down. RED LINE TO DETROIT NIGEL!!!!
