Smurfs headed to the big screen
Columbia pictures has signed a deal that will bring the little blue monglings known as the Smurfs, to the big screen. The movie will be part of a celebration of the Smurfs 50-year anniversary.
In order for it to be considered an anniversary, don’t they actually have to be around, working or something? Like if I die today, I’m pretty sure in July that no one is going to be celebrating my birthday, cause I’ll be what they call in science, dead. I have not heard a peep from the Smurfs since I was an 11-year old kid stuffing my pie hole with ding dongs.
One thing I could never figure out about this show was there was only like one lady Smurf. I call her “Smurf slutty”. I would have a case of major blue balls if I was a Smurf competing against 98 other dude Smurfs trying to lay the pipe to “Smurf Slutty”. Get it? Blue balls. Cause I’m a frickin Smurf. And they are all blue. Including their balls.
Supposedly the movie will be just like the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movie, which had Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, yes I named those without google, as computer generated characters and had humans playing alongside them. I guess this movie made decent money so Columbia thought, wtf mate.
