I am so incredibly bored at work. I need to find ways to waste time, yet still act like I am working hard for the man. I have the part down about wasting time, still working on the second part. Today is a day of randomness for me. I have these days occasionally where I just like to jot down what comes in my head. So, for the rest of the work day, I am going to post randomness throughout the day, until I leave work at least, and see where it gets me. Enjoy.

12:38 – I hate it when people at Wal Mart get in the self checkout aisle and they have 4 months worth of groceries in their cart. Can’t they just get in a regular line and let the professionals check them out. Dicks.

2:06 – Why is alltel the only phone company that will not allow you to do cool shit with your phone? It is so outdated that I can’t even get facebook mobile. Not that I would need it, cause I am on FB 22 hours a day, but that would help me cover the other 2. I mean shit.

2:11 - Speaking of the devil, and by the devil, I mean Facebook, here is one of my favorite status’ I have seen in awhile. Good job amy. “Amy Coram said being with him was like a comedy movie. All the good stuff was in the trailer, and then the film sucked…. share!22 hours ago”

I’m sorry, but that shit is funny.

4:22 - I think God broke the mold when he invented Icees.

4:36 - Do you think people who are hot always know they are hot? I mean I don’t think I am an ugly guy, but I definitely don’t walk around thinking I am hot shit. In fact, I am probably the most self-consciences guys you will ever meet, but had I been born with a 6 pack and blue eyes, would I be different? I just ask because I want to punch every guy in the face who does that. Least I’m not a poser.

5:09 - Reasons to grow a beard. I like the, “Helps people know you are a man”, thats why I have one. I’m a manly man.

5:21 - Jam of the day.