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PORN for the blind

3 Comments 17 June 2008

I must say this story strikes me as odd, almost as odd as the little head phone jacks they have at the atms. PORN FOR THE BLIND is a community service organization that provides…yep, porn for the blind. How do they provide this?

Porn For The Blind is an organization that produces “audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult websites”.

So basically, they take the moans and groans and the “here it comes” and put it in audio format, very descriptively.

Straight from their website:

Porn for the Blind presents [website name].

This is a [clip length] preview clip located at [full URL including http://].

[brief description of the webpage]

OK, we’re starting the clip.

[description of the clip using only proper anatomical language (male, female, penis, vagina, breasts, etc.)]

This has been a Porn for the Blind presentation of [website name]. This was a [clip length] preview clip located at [full URL including http://]. Porn for the Blind is a nonprofit organization based in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

What makes this even better is YOU can submit your own audio recording for the blind here. So blind people are going to think I am frickin’ awesome in the sack! Hells yes.

Porn For the Blind website – For Sample audio clips.

**Thanks to My Chill Pill for the great information. And allowing me to use the word porn in two posts, back-to-back.

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Chandler Stewart - who has written 448 posts on 12 Beers A Day.

Chandler is the creator of 12beersaday.com and is an expert at saying inappropriate things at the most appropriate of times. Because of this, the ladies generally flock to him and sometimes worship the ground he walks on. He can often be seen pondering on the trivial things such as ponies, girlfriends, and celebrities. He plays on-line poker way too much. His roommate wrote this.

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3 Comments so far

  1. Repo Man says:

    What an interesting and provocative story, where do you find this stuff. Great website!

  2. admin says:

    Thanks alot Repo Man. Keep coming back for more.


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