Olsen Twins + Playboy = Lotion

Old man Hugh is trying to do it again. It is reported by TMZ that Hugh Hefner, the granddaddy of pimping, wants the Olsen twins to get in their birthday suits for a spread.
Now I don’t know about you, but these girls have been in my life ever since I can remember, and to see them naked, well it would allow me to die a happy man. And by happy, I don’t necessarily mean in a happy mood, well part of my body may be in a happy mood, but not necessarily emotionally. Are you gettin’ me?
Just close your eyes and think about them naked. To be honest, they aren’t even Hot as far as their bodies go. They look like two twigs who threw on some blankets to cover up, but they are the olsen twins.
I don’t really ever think this will happen unless the Olsen girls want to prove that they actually have bodies under those clothes. They have enough money to last them till they die at age 350. So unless Hugh offers up a royal gang-bang of Leo, Brad, and Johnny, I don’t think this will ever happen. In the meantime, I am going to dream about it, and don’t tell me otherwise.
















Olsen Twins + Playboy = Lotion | 12 beers a day…
Hugh Hefner wants Olsen twins to pose in playboy. Every heterosexual male is wakened….
Trackback by Blogsvine — March 1, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
thats for sure, brother
Comment by Rosemaryem — March 24, 2008 @ 6:00 am
omg.. good work, brother
Comment by Christyny — April 5, 2008 @ 2:19 pm