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Odds of picking a perfect bracket vs. Odds of beating me

posted on March 18, 2008 in Sports

Vegaswatch has the odds of picking a perfect bracket. Here they are:

1 in 9,565,415,123,568,5123

Odds in beating me:

1 in 500,256,563,456,896,423,458,889,999,666,333,412,489,563

Zilch. Nada. No chance. No shot. No hope. Other words with No. Zero. Ca-put. Bam. Face. Holla. Bye. No sir.

Get the point?

In fact, for those of you who can’t follow my rules for the contest, you have a worse chance. YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY FEED! I have 1 subscriber and 7 people signed up for the contest. Now, I ain’t no mathematician, but that don’t equal out. So sign up for the feed to be eligible.

And by the way, root for Portland State. They have some HOTT cheerleaders.

Oh, and I got some comments from my “girl” friends that my blog was biased, sexist, only focused towards the male species. I promise my rant on college basketball will be over on Thursday night when the games begin. I promise to crack on guys alot more and maybe even post a picture. One that doesn’t make me homo, and by homo I mean homosexual, or homophobic. There, I said homo for you.

So here.

Don’t tell me that mutha ain’t hot!

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2 Comments »

  1. Love the site, man. And the fact that girls think it’s sexist and biased only gives it more credibility in my book. Good work!

    Comment by Beezner — March 18, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

  2. AS a psu student, and fucking hotttt…i hate to admit that these ewww ugly girls are our cheerleaders …I would help them..but shopping is wayyy more important….Please some hot girls transfer here so i dont have to look at their uglyness!!!

    Comment by PSU GIRL — July 5, 2008 @ 3:56 am

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