Vegaswatch has the odds of picking a perfect bracket. Here they are:

1 in 9,565,415,123,568,5123

Odds in beating me:

1 in 500,256,563,456,896,423,458,889,999,666,333,412,489,563

Zilch. Nada. No chance. No shot. No hope. Other words with No. Zero. Ca-put. Bam. Face. Holla. Bye. No sir.

Get the point?

In fact, for those of you who can’t follow my rules for the contest, you have a worse chance. YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY FEED! I have 1 subscriber and 7 people signed up for the contest. Now, I ain’t no mathematician, but that don’t equal out. So sign up for the feed to be eligible.

And by the way, root for Portland State. They have some HOTT cheerleaders.

Oh, and I got some comments from my “girl” friends that my blog was biased, sexist, only focused towards the male species. I promise my rant on college basketball will be over on Thursday night when the games begin. I promise to crack on guys alot more and maybe even post a picture. One that doesn’t make me homo, and by homo I mean homosexual, or homophobic. There, I said homo for you.

So here.

Don’t tell me that mutha ain’t hot!