12 beers a day

Boy oh boy, people never cease to amaze me. I know alot of people who toke on the wacky weed, get stoned, high, f’d up, and it’s all gravy. Most people who do this can still function in society and be great and wonderful dead heads, but these guys take the cake.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”

Are you serious right now? SERIOUS?! YOU DUG UP A DEAD BODY TO SMOKE WEED OUT OF IT’S HEAD!! WOW! How do people come up with these ideas? Are really just sitting around passing the doobie and all of sudden this wonderful vision of smoking grass out of dead persons skull pops in your noggin? Really? You have to wonder what these two morons have smoked in the past.

“Yeah, but it’s a sweet car bed”

Thank God for NASA. NASA is offering you $5000 a month to lay in a bed. That’s right, you read that correctly, to LAY in a BED.

Participants will spend 90 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours.

If I could play Halo and Grand Theft Auto all day, that could be the easiest money I ever made. If you want to apply you can go here and do it. Basically they are studying something that affects astronauts. I didn’t even know they still were sending people into space, I thought they robots for that shit now. Damn robots. Putting me out of a job, next thing you know they will picking our fruit too.

I may apply and do this, then maybe my little blog here can get even more attention. This could be a great exercise of my right to be what I call “ingenious” but you call “lazy”. Suckers.