Monday Morning Update
Why is it, no matter how bad or good a weekend goes, Mondays will always suck donkey dick? Makes no sense to me. I just want for one Monday, I walk into work, hungover and tired from the weekend, open my office door, and see a nude woman sitting at my desk, typing something dirty to all of my readers on this website while she plays with my twig and berries. That Monday, will not suck, at least in not the way this Monday sucks. ZOOM!
It’s 4th of July week, which means this weekend all the rednecks here in South GA. will have the urge to blow things up. I think every cat in GA. better run for cover. I got some M-80s with their names on them.
Now for the day, here is a video. This guy makes you feel glad to have all your teeth, and makes you wonder how the hell a chainsaw knocked out some of his.
“I try not to smile to much cuz I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw.” Keeeeeeennnnntuckky!
Comment by Bonnie — June 30, 2008 @ 7:43 am
I had to have a meeting with the head corporate guy today…..I was worried about all the alcohol I was sweating out, until he wanted to get in my car and ride down to Starbucks….It was a tense moment, I didn’t want him to see my collection of empty Yukon Jack mini’s between the seats or the empty champange bottle from the Chamber of Commmerce party two weeeks ago………
CLOSE CALL!
Comment by RexZeitgeist — June 30, 2008 @ 6:35 pm