Hello. My name is . I live in Orlando, FL and go to school full time. I want to be one of those people who sit in the court rooms and type on those small typewriters really fast. I think that is neat. Think of all the good they are doing by writing down exactly what everyone says in the courtroom. Screw lawyers. Where would be without these people. I also want to help dogs. I love dogs. Chihuahuas are my favorite. I love how Paris Hilton and every other famous celebrity takes their dog everywhere. It really show support and love for the animal community.

I like banging douchebags who have lots of money. If you have lots of money and buy all my drinks all night, there is a good possibilty that I will go home and sleep with you. And by sleep with you, I mean that I will lay there passed out while you go to town on my private area, then when I wake up and not remember who you are or how I got there, I will then look at your vehicle and proceed to try and get your number because you are driving a brand new Mercedes, and this tickles me pink. Not to mention I am a gold digger.

It’s Monday, and I am completely at a loss for anything to write about. So instead I tried to make something up like the girl in the picture was talking to me at the bar. Little does she know I am dead broke and drive a POS camry. And she still slept with me in my fantasy and thought I drove a Mercedes. Ha. Dumb bitch.

Here are some links to pass the time until it is Tuesday Morning:

College Humor – Reporter gets run the f*ck over by a big plastic ball. FACE PLANT!

9 to Fried – Dear Illuminati. It’s like Dear Abby, but funny and not at all true.

Tasty Booze – How to be the worst burglar ever? Watch this guy perfect how to be bad.

On 205th – Guess the Breasts!!!

Kissing Suzy Kolber – NFL’s Top Ten Cheerleading Squads.