12 beers a day

This kid is 6 year’s old. He is in kindergarten. He loves to play with his poo. HE IS THE DEVIL!!!

This kid’s name is Bryan Ruda. He has a Mohawk, and this makes him a distraction at his school. It seems as though the kids are not able to concentrate during nap time because this kid’s hair is so rad and tubular, they just can’t stop staring.

He was suspended, yes, suspended, from his Ohio school. Not for beating some kid up, not for stealing the teacher’s condoms, not for cursing out some 2nd grader, for having a Mohawk on his head. What is the world coming to when a 6 year old can’t have a Mohawk on his head. I highly doubt he is listening to Marilyn Manson records contemplating to blow up the school cause these little 6-year old punks can’t respect his pimpness. In fact his mom is the one who cut his hair that way, not him.

If I were the mom I would give him a reverse Mohawk, where you let the hair on the sides grow out and then shave the middle, then give the administration the finger every-time she dropped the kid off for kindergarten.

Too bad the kid is suspended, now he will never be able to tie his shoes or eat paste correctly. God I love America.