Mini-Me Sex Tape - Not worth a billion dollars to me
This story broke last week, but I just got finished puking my guts out to be able to write about it. Verne Troyer, aka Mini-me from the Austin Powers movies, has a leaked sex tape floating around the internet. This is what the girl actually looks like who is participating in doing a midget.
Her name is Ranae Shrider, and she is a struggling model. I sure as hell hope so if she is boinking midget me to try get ahead. This guy has 4 movies under his belt and a drunken reality show clip that classifies him as a light weight drunk.
For the rest of you who can’t get the image of mini-stick and rail girl out of your head, click here for a monday morning post-midget porn pick me up. And if you want to see the actual sex tape, go jump of a building you sick demented pervert. (Plus I couldn’t find it on google.)
Oh great, mini me and an Aushawitz survivor, I bet their offspring would look like Mia Farrow with no legs.
Comment by RexZeitgeist — June 30, 2008 @ 6:30 pm
Now if I could get a copy of that damn tape…….
Comment by RexZeitgeist — June 30, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
Trust me, it’s out there. I saw a snippet on TMZ and almost lost my lunch. No lie either. Something bout a midget creeps me out completely.
Comment by admin — June 30, 2008 @ 10:01 pm