12 beers a day

“We are so easy to make fun of.”

I have seen these videos popping up on other sites, and I just can’t help but laugh. It’s like watching something off the Discovery channel. I can hear the commentary now.

Watch closely as the guido sneaks up on his prey with their patented slide to the left, slowly going into his flailing arms routine. Notice the appearance of the capri jeans worn by the male guido, with loads of hair gel to protect him from oncoming intruders. A quick poke and his enemy is done for. He then goes to his twirl, followed by his “slick my hair back” arm move. This signals the females he is ready to mate. Feeling fully dismissed by the females he then signals his “boy” to come and take a try. This one is wearing a protective shell over his head, probably out of hair gel for the day. Oh my, there is the slap your face move, signaling to the other guidos that he is truly a douche. I think he is busting into the MC Hammer. I have never seen this move before. What does it mean I wonder? Females still seem unresponsive to their demands. Now it’s time for the Riverdance, the mating call of the King of the douches. Oh and a female seems to be responding, yet guido is to entranced by the camera to forget about himself and turn around. After the somewhat jumping jack, female is no longer available. Poor guido. Too Bad these animals are not going extinct.

That is a whole 30 minute episode right there.