Lucky Bastard

Time for celebrity gossip and celebrity envy. John Mayer seems to back in the dating rink. This lucky bastard has dated several Hollywood beauties that include Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt, pre-fatness. Now? Jennifer Aniston.

What is it with this guy? I mean he already plays the guitar which is like an automatic :LAY me” magnet for any hottie in the crowd, but instead he is out porking my dream girls. Not fair John. You know this guy has to have VD from all the vagina he has been carving out.
Supposedly they had lunch in Miami and then a lengthy dinner that evening. I would love to see this guy on like Rock of Love 3 with a bunch of trailer park queens vying for the first chance to slob on his knob. I actually find John Mayer quite humorous, so this could be a real bread winner for VH-1. I should definitely write them a letter.
















i’ll be one of the scientist in that survey..no prob bob….i do enjoy milfs.
mayer is a faG…
Comment by mark — April 28, 2008 @ 9:41 am