Links to get you through the day…
It’s FRIDAY!!! Thank God. And I am hungover like a bitch for some reason. Every 5 seconds I am throwing up in my mouth a little bit at work. So with that good spirit in mind, I don’t feel like writing anything sexy and provocative, so I give you links. Links to get you through the day, hence the title of this post. If you don’t like it, write something yourself. I promise I will post it. Bitch.
I am so playing soccer in my next life. Cristiano Ronaldo hot ass spanish chica - Splash News
Drunken PILOTS in India. Hope they ain’t flying - Uncoached
Proof the MTV is getting crappier by the years - College Candy
Gallery of women in Rude, Funny, and Sexy T-shirts - Bright Black Internet
Hulk Hogan greases down his daughters ass - Holy Taco
That’s all I got. I am going to throw up now, then masturbate on schedule at 10:00 then go drink some more after several more masturbation sessions. I dare someone to challenge me.
Hilarious dude….Keep training the art of beer and maybe some day you could join our group of masters. (i.e. older drunks)
Fuck, my head hurts….where is the alka selzter cold plus and my bong?
Comment by RexZeitgeist — June 29, 2008 @ 1:13 pm