It’s FRIDAY!!! Thank God. And I am hungover like a bitch for some reason. Every 5 seconds I am throwing up in my mouth a little bit at work. So with that good spirit in mind, I don’t feel like writing anything sexy and provocative, so I give you links. Links to get you through the day, hence the title of this post. If you don’t like it, write something yourself. I promise I will post it. Bitch.

I am so playing soccer in my next life. Cristiano Ronaldo hot ass spanish chica – Splash News

Drunken PILOTS in India. Hope they ain’t flying – Uncoached

Proof the MTV is getting crappier by the years – College Candy

Gallery of women in Rude, Funny, and Sexy T-shirts – Bright Black Internet

Hulk Hogan greases down his daughters ass – Holy Taco

That’s all I got. I am going to throw up now, then masturbate on schedule at 10:00 then go drink some more after several more masturbation sessions. I dare someone to challenge me.