Fat man wants to be able just to stand on his 2 feet for his wedding. Just so he can eat his wife to be. — Partmule.com – I just want to be able to not throw up all over my bride to be. Poor lady.
Product Review: The Beer Tender – Don Chavez - Basically this is that little mini-mini-mini keg that you can put mini-mini-mini kegs of Heineken beer in. Whoever the hell drinks that anyway?
16,500 CONDOMS delivered to a U.S. Research base in Antarctica before the on-set of Winter Darkness – Uncoached - I have to use this quote from Uncoached because I don’t know how to say it any better myself.
Well, at least we now know that 125 scientists will have to use up 16,500 pieces of frozen rubber.
I at least hope they were the good kind and not the ones you get at the free health clinic. That is just like begging for an STD to happen. COME ON HERPES!!! COME ON HERPES!!!!
EURO 2008 news: FREE BEER FOR LIFE to any Austrian soccer player who can score a goal – SPORTSbyBROOKS – I must say this intrigued to me to take up soccer and get my Austrian citizenship. I would stand by the goal with my left nut hanging out blazing death stare, distracting the goalie and then shoot the ball in the net. Can’t be that hard to score ONE goal versus international competition. It’s not like these guys have played their whole lives. Psssh.
