Kids these days
Following this newscast the little kid was interviewed by me and here is the exclusive, just for my dedicated readers:
12b: So what do you do for fun?
Kid: I kill bitches, cause I be gangsta son. You don’t mess with t-bonez.
12b: I like your name. Do you have any “Hoes”?
Kid: Punkass, you my hoe, your mom’s my hoe, all them bitches outs in the skreets is my hoes. Cuz I be gangsta, and I will cut you.
12b: I had no idea you knew my mom. Small world. Is there any chance at all you will graduate from High School?
Kid: Is you kiddin man? I be out of school by next year, cuz if I ain’ts then I be takin lives. CUZ I BE GANGSTA BITCH!
The kid proceeded to pull out his plastic 9 and make gun shots in my general direction while stealing his grandma’s purse.
That kid is my new hero. DUDE i hit 2 mail boxes and 3 parked cars my first time driving when i was 16. he somewhat successfully drove an SUV…and all to do some hoodrat stuff with his friend!!! Awesome!!! No video games for the weekend?? Shit-But that kid Grand Theft…he deserves it.
Comment by mark — May 5, 2008 @ 9:08 am
but= buy
Comment by mark — May 5, 2008 @ 9:09 am
by far my favorite post
Comment by the nora — May 6, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Wow….he’s going to amount to so much as a contributing member of society when he is older.
Comment by Marion — May 7, 2008 @ 3:40 am