It all makes sense now…
I’m bored and thought of this sweet contest I could have. I am going to post a picture and you are going to submit what the caption under it should say. For the winner, they get a guest spot on my blog. And maybe a rub and tug, but not from me, unless its a girl, then its a rub and rub….I guess?
ON TO THE CONTEST. Submit your caption in the comments!
We will start with an easy one…

YOUR CAPTION HERE!
















“You don’t want to wear an ugly apron and cook all day when you grow up, do you?”
Can I submit more than one caption?
I’m also having 2 contests going on, with souvenirs, reviews, ads and more as prizes. You are invited!
Thanks, it was fun
Comment by Anca — March 9, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
I thought dad was kidding when he said you wrote the book on bitchiness!
Comment by Jason Maxwell — March 9, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
“Now you see, Julie, sex = stuff. If you want more jewelry, cars, and clothes, be as frigid as possible until you have him cornered”
Comment by Alex Abell — March 10, 2008 @ 7:47 am
“One day you could become the Democratic nominee for President.”
Comment by natespost — March 10, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
My entry : “Learn From Experts”
Comment by SEOcontest2008Winner — March 11, 2008 @ 8:11 am
“Read and learn, Paris! Unless you’ll dye your hair, it’s better to be a bitch than a dumb blonde!”
Comment by Anca — March 11, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
As it has happened many generations before, life’s lessons are passed down once again from mother to daughter.
Comment by Marion — April 14, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
You need to do some more of these.
Comment by Marion — May 17, 2008 @ 8:04 am
Lesson one: Before you can wear the long dress, you must first wear the short skirt!
Comment by Joe — September 28, 2008 @ 10:42 am