Iron Man 2 already
That’s right people, Iron Man 2 will be coming to a theater near you sometime in the future of your ever dull life. Robert Downey Jr. will also be back to play the main character. You think them making nearly $100 million dollars opening weekend had anything to do with them signing up for a sequel? Hmmm.
I don’t know what the plot of the movie is in the first one, let alone the second one, but here is my assumption of what the plot will be.
Whatever the hell Ironmans name is will decide he is through with this hero crap and he wants to use his iron penis and iron balls to bang every Asian hooker throughout the world. While flying around in his indestructible Iron suit, he comes across this white powdery substance and snorts it.
Trust me, if you know anything about Robert Downey Jr., you would know he would nail that plot. I bet he has a tiny iron peter though.
