I want a 5 day weekend and 2 day work week
Sunday is a day for recovering for me. Great drunken weekends followed by long work weeks are not good combinations. Here is my weekend recap:
Friday - Started drinking when I got off work at Noon and did not stop till I was handcuffed by a cop on a power trip for picking up a plastic duck on the side of the right. What makes it that much better is I was right outside of my apartment complex, having almost completed the drunken journey home from the bar without falling or peeing on myself. Ticket given and remembered the next day: Charge with disorderly conduct-theft. Great one douche.
Saturday - Again, start drinking at noon, mostly because I wanted to forget I got a stupid ticket and it was my good friends graduation this weekend also. Did not stop drinking until I passed out in my bed. Once again, walked home, made sure not to touch a single thing, in fact walked with my hands tied into my pockets. Never again will I do the city a favor and pick up trash on the side of the road. No good deed goes unpunished I guess.
And here is your daily dose of laughter.
