I hate Mondays…
I am pretty fuckin’ retarded hungover right now. My weekend = rocked. You know what that means? It means I am awesome and you love me and want to have my kids. I want a boy, or I will kill you. Simple. You do what I say or I kill you. Any questions?
By the way, I am joking. I am thinking of pursuing a career in stand-up comedy because I love laughing, and regardless of whether people laugh at me or not, I still laugh, so the night will be great for me. In other words, you should laugh at me, because I am awesome and hilarious, and have the biggest nipples you have ever seen in your life. Seriously, that’s what she said. Who is this she, by the way?
Things I learned this weekend: I should not drink on Sundays. I should call in sick when I have been drinking on Sundays. I want some rice right now. Kayaking is way more fun when doing it with an awesome person in the same kayak. Losing sunglasses is way easier to handle when they are not expensive. I hate mondays, hence the name of this post.
U went kayaking?? Oh my gosh…so did I! I think next time we should go together? and flip the boat….cuz I love it when i get dunked in the first 5 seconds of my trip! What ya think?
Comment by Bonnie — May 19, 2008 @ 8:32 am
who goes kayaking..sounds LAME….
hey im gonna go see what happens in vegas tonight..cause cameran is so hot..and i wanna put it in her..do a story on her…..yum yum
Comment by mark — May 19, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
p.s.- laughing at your own jokes is awesome–thats why i do it
Comment by mark — May 19, 2008 @ 2:08 pm