12 beers a day

So most of you who know me or keep up with this here blog know I had an incident back in May with the law. Something bout stealing a duck or something like that. Well I did not think much of it, until I got this here little letter in the mail.

For those of you who cannot read it, it looks something like this.

RE: Violation

Citation Number S 5964

Case Number

Date 05/03/2008

Balance Due $767.00 (Includes late fee of $200)

Then it basically goes on to tell me that the city of Remerton is going to make me toss their salad if I don’t pay the balance in full in 14 days from the date on the letter. Which really meant I had ten days to pay the letter, or else a bench warrant for my arrest was going to be issued. Now by this time in reading the letter I am trying to control my utter urge to puke and cry, all at the same time. I am by no means rich, and even thought I have made a total of $12.78 from this here blog, that still puts me in the hole a little bit. Just a tad.

Thank God I have connections in law enforcement. A couple days after I recieved this letter, I got another in the mail this weekend.

There are only two words on there that I focused on…CASE DISMISSED. That’s right ladies and gentleman, case dismissed. My balance went from $767.00 to $0.00. But, I must say, I did learn a valuable lesson. A $5.00 lawn duck can end up costing a very drunk person around $767.00. And, since I have now blogged about this and made this public, I am thinking the city of Remerton will somehow bring this back up against me. The things I do for my readers.