Happy almost 4th of July weekend
I think they should combine the 3rd and 4th of July and make a celebration out of our independence. We fought wars for this stuff and only get one day off work?! Our fore fathers would be highly disappointed. I am going to try and provide some drunk blogs this weekend, but seeing as how I try to do that every weekend and get to drunk to even read, it probably won’t happen. Hence why I am say happy almost 4th of July weekend now, instead of actually waiting till tomorrow. Mostly because I will be drunk at the pool.
In honor of the 4th of July I now bring you chicks in patriotic bikinis. Because what really says I love your country like a patriotic bikini? Women, take notes. Also, I’ll throw in one for the ladies, so make sure you scroll to bottom. Gotta show my female audience some love.
***Ed. note- I think I did this exact same post for memorial day as well. Maybe they should combine those two holidays? Just a thought.

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