12 beers a day

I really just wanted an excuse to post this picture. Now excuse me, where is my lube?

The Girls Next Door girls have been in the news lately, and it’s not for getting Hef hard. Kendra is the latest one in the news, with a rumor swirling around that she is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles Wide Reciever Hank Baskett. Now Kendra is a hot girl, I figured at least she could pull T. O. or something, at least better then a 4th string WR.

Holly was the first one in the news with a rumor about her leaving Hef to date goth magician Criss Angel, who seems to have a disease called: banging hotties. Holly is the ring leader of the group, the one who is the mad cat that thinks she controls Hef. She is the ugliest in my book as well.

The one that stays out the news and seems to have the nicest, sincerest personality, and nicest real boobs, is Bridgett. (See all three topless here.) Also according to WWTDD, Bridgett wants to get laid like no other.

More importantly, according to the person I talked to, Bridgett “wants to fuck in the worst way”, because she hasn’t been laid in years.  She knows she’s not really Hefs girlfriend, but she’s too nice to sleep with someone else.

Oh please oh please oh please….. MORE LUBE!!!