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Fractured Testicle

3 Comments 27 February 2008

With Leather just printed this story and I had to let my readers know about it.

I grew up playing sports and I have my collection of shots to my groin firmly rooted in my brain, but this guy, he is truly never going to forget this one.

High School basketball Player Issac Sosa was playing in a game and got kneed in the berries and twigs as he was driving to the hoop. He was in pain but stayed in the game to play thru it, and eventually hit the game winning 3-pointer.

After the game his Granddaddy, sensing his grandson’s manhood may be out of whack, took him to the hospital where they gave him and MRI and turns out he had, are you ready, A FRACTURED TESTICLE. Wow. I didn’t even know that was possible.

The doctors said that part of the testicle will have to be removed, and in fact there is a small, and I hope for the boy, pebble small, chance the ENTIRE testicle will have to be removed.

Poor kid. Now he is never going to get laid. Then again, ain’t no bully in school ever going to mess with a kid who gave his right nut for his basketball team.

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Chandler is the creator of 12beersaday.com and is an expert at saying inappropriate things at the most appropriate of times. Because of this, the ladies generally flock to him and sometimes worship the ground he walks on. He can often be seen pondering on the trivial things such as ponies, girlfriends, and celebrities. He plays on-line poker way too much. His roommate wrote this.

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  1. pkerr1975 says:

    That was almost too painful to read…..still the guy gets points for at least finishing the game.

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