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Thank God for speculation. Entertainment Weekly has released their list of what they think will be the highest grossing movies this summer. Now this is all a pure guess based solely on some guy who is sitting at a desk throwing darts at a board.

1. Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (355.9 million)
2. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (310.8 million)
3. Hancock (280.4 million)
4. Wall-E (280.3 million)
5. Iron Man (267.7 million)
6. The Dark Knight (255.0 million)
7. Kung Fu Panda (244.6 million)
8. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (176.5 million)
9. The Incredible Hulk (147.2 million)
10. Tropic Thunder (146.6 million)

Chronicles of Narnia at number 2? Are you serious EW? And The Dark Knight at number 6?!? ERRONEOUS, ERRONEOUS!! I have to say it’s time EW changes their method of calculation, cause this is some major donkey ball bullshit. No way Chronicles of Narnia is the 2nd highest grossing film this summer. Wall-E at number 4? That movie doesn’t even have a single word of dialogue from the looks of the previews.

So in honer of this crap top 10 I give you 12beersaday.com non-educated guess on what movies will be the shiznit this summer. My wisdom is based solely on what movies I am willing to pay more then $8 bucks to see.

1. The Dark Knight

2. Hancock

3. Iron Man

4. Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

5. Tropic Thunder

6. Wall-E

7.The Chronicles of Narnia:Prince Caspian

8. The Incredible Hulk

9. The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor

10. Kung Fu Panda

I really would only have a top 5 cause I think the movies at the bottom half of that list are not even worth mentioning, unless they have boobs in them, then they shoot up at least 4 spots. So we shall see who was correct(ME) and who was incorrect(EW) at the end of the summer. Cock.