Drunken Stories can be Costly
You know those mastercard commercials where they go “blow job at the theater: priceless”? Well I now have my own one.
Fun night at the bar: $45
Plastic Duck in trash pile: $10
Ticket from the City of Remerton for stealing plastic duck in trash pile: $750
Having a great and funny/stupid idiot story to tell all your friends and blog about: Priceless
That’s right ladies and gentleman, I now owe the great city of Remerton GA. $750 for stealing a plastic lawn duck. Basically looks very similar to the picture above. Why did I get this ticket? I barely remember since I was blackout drunk by this point, but supposedly you should not pick a duck up out of someone’s trash pile and then walk through someone’s yard with it because the cops here will put you in handcuffs and threaten to arrest you.
All I have to say is….LESSON LEARNED.
DAmn ducky…u criminal u!
Comment by Bonnie — July 1, 2008 @ 8:52 am
ha ha, funny story and good to see the lesson learned at the end there - suppose that’s the most important thing right - do all the drunken shit imaginable and then never repeat the same mistake again! Got some interessting thoughts on this, check it out at http://lchouse.blogspot.com/
Comment by Ringo — October 24, 2008 @ 1:57 pm