Did someone say chocolate?
Are you a woman? Do you like chocolate? Do you want to bathe in the gooey goodness that is in the brown colored yumminess of choco-land? Are you postmenopausal? Do I have an opportunity for you then. British scientists are looking for a group of about 150 women who they want to eat chocolate everyday to aid in their study about whether or not this will reduce heart disease in women suffering from type 2 diabetes.
In related news, 12beersaday.com has recently hired a group of scientists for an experiment. Their goal will be to see how many alcoholic beverages must be consumed by a postmenopausal woman to get naked and do the humpty with someone half their age. Any volunteers milfs? Don’t deny your feelings ladies. I’ll give you some chocolate rain.
