So me and my friends this weekend got on this topic about what is a gooch? We have always heard the word used and people called that, not to mention the occasional “She just showed her gooch” lines. Then we started to try and decipher what exactly a gooch is? Do women and men have gooches? Is it the same area as a taint? Well I googled it, and here are my findings.

Gooch, A.K.A. “grundle” is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole.

When i play sports, i have to powder my gooch to prevent extreme amounts of irritating sweat.

area between nuts and ass hole. guy cooch = gooch

i have cancer of the gooch

Skin between you nutsack and asshole

I have a huge gooch.

Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.

The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.

I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley, I think the gooch glands are swollen.

So far we have determined the gooch is a man part and not a female part. Interesting. So women must have taints and men must have gooches. It’s all starting to make sense to me know.

I may go into further detail on a seperate post later, but right now I am struggling to keep my opens and need to act like I want a job for a couple of hours. Start chugging away.