Celebrity Jailbait - Stars I would go to jail for humping
And when I say humping, I mean dry humping, in public, fully clothed, against their permission. Why you ask? Cause they are frickin’ hott.
Miley Cyrus - This girl is only like 15 years old, so she is destined to become hotter. Her dad is Billy Ray, so you know she is destined to become skankier. It’s a win-win for everybody.
Hayden Panettiere - She is blond. She already tempts me by dressing up like a high school cheerleader. She is blond. She was so cute as a 11 year old in “Remember the Titans”. Did I mention that she is blond?
Jamie Lynn Spears - Why not? It’s not like she can get pregnant from it? Oh wait. How about, what other guy can claim he has banged Britney Spears sister? Oh wait again.
The Olsen Twins - Cause they are so damn cute. (Ed. note - In GA., uncle Jesse would be considered a child molester.)
And last but not least, these two lovely ladies. I can’t post the pics because they are copyrighted, but you can see them if you click this link.
I just could not resist myself.
hayden is my girl..stay away..
and welcome back..missed ya!
Comment by mark — April 7, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
you’re stupid. dont you have anything else better to do than just trash people? you’re just jealous anyway..
Comment by itsme — June 8, 2008 @ 9:57 am