12 beers a day

So I figure this is a blog about drinking, so why not include this fun new beer drinking game I found on the internet.

BEER CHECKERS - Pretty simple name with a pretty simple concept. Best of all, it will most likely get you drunk, especially if you suck at checkers.

• You get a regular old checker board, sure to be found at your local chop shop, better known as Wal-Mart. Instead of using checker pieces, you use shot glasses that are filled half way with beer.

• When you jump one of your opponents pieces, they have to take the shot and remove that shot glass from the playing board.

• If you are able to get one of your shot glasses kinged, you then fill that shot glass all the way to the top with booze.

• The loser, which in most cases is going to be me on purpose, has to drink all the remaining shots on the board.

There ya go. Four simple rules. A simple drinking game for you and all your friends to experiment with. Hell, I may even try playing with liquor with one time, just for the hell of it. I am dangerous like that.

Why did I not think of this before? One of my favorite activities, DRINKING, plus a good cause, GIVING TO CHARITY. Where was the noggin on this one?

Clemson Beer Cup. That is name of the 3rd semi-annual even being held at the University of Clemson. Not only does this event involve drinking, I mean what else do you really need besides alcohol, but they also will have entertainment and games and GIRLS. DRINKING AND GIRLS all in one spot, and its not in a bar, and you can actually feel good about yourself when your puking in public.

All you have to do is purchase a ticket, not sure the price, but you get beer and liquor, plus all that other jazz I mentioned. All the proceits will be going to a non-profit organization.

They also have drinking games in which you form teams and compete against others. The prizes are…MORE DRUNKENNESS. No better prize than that. Games included are “Chug-a-Mug (1 team member), Turbo Quarters (1 team member), Beer Pong (2 team members), Line Chug (3 team members) and Flip Cup (all 7 team members).” So basically it’s just about every drinking game I want to play in order for me to get HOUSED.

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“So I am here to announce I will have in the works the 1st annual Shit-faced for stupids, in which all the prociets will go to some mentally retarded helping charity. Maybe I will think of a more appropriate name, but most them kids can’t read anyways. IM JOKING. Leave mean comments now.” - ME

So just in case you do decide to watch the oscars, here is a little something to assist you in entertaining yourself…

Thanks to The Film.com.

Oscars Drinking Game

THE RULES:

When a winner thanks the Academy, take 1 drink.
When a winner thanks God, take 2 drinks.
When a winner thanks his or her kindergarten teacher, take 3 drinks and thank your own kindergarten teacher.

When a winner forgets to thank the screenwriter, take 1 drink.
When a winner forgets to thank the director, take 2 drinks.
When a winner forgets to thank a spouse, take 3 drinks and kiss your significant other.

If Ellen makes a joke about lusting after a female nominee, take 1 drink.
If it’s Penelope Cruz, take 2 drinks.
If it’s Helen Mirren, take 3 drinks and give a little royal wave.

When a winner pulls out a prepared speech, take 1 drink.
When a winner says, “This is so unexpected,” and pulls out a prepared speech, take 2 drinks.
When a winner wins for writing something and stumbles inarticulately through a speech, take 3 drinks and mumble something incoherent.

When the band attempts to play a winner off the stage, take 1 drink.
When the band succeeds, take 2 drinks.
When the band attempts to play Marty off the stage, take 3 drinks and yell at the TV.

When a presenter stumbles over a name, take 1 drink.
If it’s Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, take 2 drinks.
If it’s Koji Yakusho, take 2 drinks.
If it’s Djimon Hounsou, take 2 drinks.
If it’s Eddie Murphy, take 3 drinks.

When the camera cuts to an object of Ellen’s ridicule in the audience and he or she is clearly not at all amused, take 1 drink.
If it’s Jack Nicholson, take 2 drinks.
If it’s Ken Watanabe, take 3 drinks of sake.

If Clive Owen shows up at the ceremony, take 1 drink.
If Sacha Baron Cohen shows up, take 2 drinks.
If Mel Gibson shows up, take 3 drinks and grumble about the Jewish cabal that controls Hollywood.

When a winner trips on his or her way up to the podium, take 1 drink.
When a winner accepts his or her Oscar and pretends to buckle under the weight of it, take 2 drinks.
When a winner tries to leave the podium in the wrong direction and needs to be guided by the Oscar bimbettes, take 3 drinks.

For every clip montage that goes on too long, take 1 drink.
For every performance of a nominated song that is accompanied by absurd choreography, take 2 drinks.
When the guys from PriceWaterhouseCoopers give those goofy grins that say, “Hey, Ma, I’m on TV!” take 3 drinks.
If Ellen spoofs Letterman’s Uma/Oprah fiasco, take 4 drinks and call it a night.