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Calling all skanks - Here is your motivation in Life

posted on February 26, 2008 in Entertainment

And no, I am not talking about the fat, blonde, pantyless wonder on the right either. It is reported that Jamie Lynn Spears has received her GED, or as Chris Rock would say her “Good enough Diploma”.

The Nickelodeon star is moving on in her life after getting herself pregnant! It’s also reported that she is looking in to taking the ACT as well.

You know, that’s all fine and dandy, maybe even a little inspirational, but I’m pretty sure it’s nothing but a publicity stunt. This lil’ hooch could have quit school as soon as the words, “Hit me baby, one more time” came out of her sisters slutty mouth. There is no reason for this Queen of the trailer park to have a High School Diploma, let alone a GED because her sister is L-O-A-D-E-D-D-D-D-D. I’m pretty sure she could easily get by on Britney’s scraps.

But I am sure her mom is proud. She might actually have a daughter who will be able to keep her kids this time. Britney has her mind on other things besides taking care of two little brats, like her career and staying in shape, not to mention she has to buy several pairs of designer underwear. Don’t worry guys, she doesn’t wear the underwear, she says they wipe the cocaine lines up better then just rags and a Dustbuster.

Britney and Jamie Lynn, America salutes you. You two truly are the American dream. At least Britney used to be the American dream for most teenage boys.

Britney: “You want a piece of me”

Me: “Um, do I have to? Help!”

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  1. [...] TheBadandUgly.com wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt And no, I am not talking about the fat, blonde, pantyless wonder on the right either. It is reported that Jamie Lynn Spears has received her GED, or as Chris Rock would say her “Good enough Diploma”. The Nickelodeon star is moving on in her life after getting herself pregnant! It’s also reported that she is looking in to taking the ACT as well. You know, that’s all fine and dandy, maybe even a little inspirational, but I’m pretty sure it’s nothing but a publicity stunt. This lil’ hooch coul [...]

    Pingback by Calling all skanks - Here is your motivation in Life — February 26, 2008 @ 11:51 am

  2. jajaja buenisimo!! son unos grosos!!
    Cariños, Laura.

    Comment by laura — March 7, 2008 @ 10:37 am

  3. HI I Am 10 i love what you are doing on tv i love the program on nick it is lol didu no chase loves you yh toldy

    Comment by ROBYN — March 9, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  4. shame on you jamie lynn.to think u actually used to be my role model. i was so obsessed with her.now even remembering that disgusts me.

    Comment by AJ — March 9, 2008 @ 10:24 am

  5. You know, I am so sick and tired of this razzing Britney bullshit. You wanna know whats REALLY worse? Dumb Skanks that have nothing better to do then razz and write blogs about singers, newflash whos the REAL loser here? So what if she’s young and pregnant? And WHO cares if her sister is loaded. She wants to go to school, let her. It’s really her decision.
    So while you sit there, writing these pathetic and useless blogs to make yourself feel great, no one likes a bitcher, and a complainer, especially about singers and movie stars. Get a grip, And give your head a shake. Get a real job.

    Comment by Julia — March 10, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

  6. Sorry Julia. If I had britneys money, I’m sure I would still write about her and call her a skank. She pretty much enforces the notion almost every other day.

    Don’t hate, appreciate.

    Comment by admin — March 10, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

  7. wow u really need a life. I agree with julia. With her GED, im sure shes gotten farther in life then you have writting these pathetic things. Let her live her life.

    Comment by kaytee — March 26, 2008 @ 10:33 am

  8. Of course she has gotten farther you dumb ass, her sister is….BRITNEY FUCKIN SPEARS. Again, if I had her money, I would be famous and banging every girl in sight. BUT USING A CONDOM. Not knocking anyone up. And screw getting my GED, I would actually finish high school. I’m sure being 2 months prego made it so tough to goto class. Right.

    Comment by admin — March 26, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

  9. LMAO
    you’re all pathetic tbh.

    Comment by Effie — March 29, 2008 @ 4:12 am

  10. Jamie Lynn is actually trying here! Her fiance is working extra hours to help raise the baby! If this is the way she wants to live her life- let her! People really need to stop writing such immature comments!

    Comment by Ella Smith — March 29, 2008 @ 7:54 am

  11. think it rocks

    Comment by mia — March 29, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  12. hahahaa. wow. this is like the fith website like this. why is everyone so obssed with jamie. get a life. like really? her bf is kinda f-ing hott though. i’d bang him =P

    Comment by wowimsexy — March 30, 2008 @ 8:30 am

  13. i love you jamie britney

    Comment by joshua — March 30, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

  14. Wow, to whoever wrote this.
    I wan’t to shoot you in the fucking face.
    Stop, accusing Britney, and stop talking shit.
    JamieLynn, didn’t do anything to you so shut your fucking mouth.
    You really have no life to be writing shit.
    You’re probably some fucking low life, thats fat as hell, and ugly.
    There for you have no reason to talk.

    Comment by IsabellaLynn — April 21, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

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  16. i love britney ( L ),

    Comment by fanofbrit — April 24, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

  17. hey to anyone who fucking wrote this shit listen jamie is tryin to be responsible and not be faggot like u

    Comment by Jummi — May 3, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

  18. omg, these stupid asss little blog things are rediculous. you have no fckiiing life except to diss people who are more famous than you are. go britney and jamie, lovve yaaalll.

    Comment by kaelllla (: — May 4, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

  19. I think the person the wrote this should go back to school and get their GED and shut the fuck up and get their noses out of other peoples lifes

    Comment by mosh101girl — May 9, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

  20. I think the person who wrote this should go back to school and get their GED and shut the fuck up and get their noses out of other peoples lifes

    Comment by mosh101girl — May 9, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

  21. Jamie is at least trying to get back up on her feet. Some teenagers out in the world have to quit school and raise there kid up on the streets. So at least Jamie is trying to raise her kid right. If she wants to go back to school then she should without anyone sayin thats shes wrong or right. And you can tell from the picture you have up there look how well Jamie is doing then her sister Britney. I mean look at the difference. But Jamie should have learned from her sisters mistakes and not have gotten pregnant anyway.

    Comment by Arianna — May 10, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

  22. I think that people who write this sort of stuff are jerks. Just because they are celebrities doesn’t mean you have to get jealous and write a bunch of bullshit about them. There are millions of teen moms out there(including me) and you are sitting there on your fat ass picking on 1 of them. it’s STUPID. I personally think that I am an amazing mom and i’m 17. My son is perfect in every way and I’m sure that jamie will do just fine.
    GET A LIFE.

    Comment by Hannah — May 20, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

  23. who cares? their rich and famous this shit happens to many people, we just hear about jamie lynn cuz shes famous

    Comment by john — May 22, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

  24. Ho id like to wake up to this kitten everyday it will be a fun sex time

    Comment by Antony — May 24, 2008 @ 10:12 am

  25. Yall are all lame as hell as if sombody is really gonna read what u wrote and feel goo. stupid dumb asses!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by PreetyYoungThang — May 27, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

  26. This article is completely trashy and says a lot about the reporter… no life and wants to make others miserable. You don’t see this person saying any of the feelings of the two of them or maybe why the are in the situation!! So why doesnt the author go get a life and get off peoples backs!!

    Comment by Marissa — June 1, 2008 @ 10:19 am

  27. she is the best Zoey ever and you people out there should just give her a chance and leave her alone…step back and keep it moving. i love jamie dont’ matter wat she play the best Zoey ever…

    Comment by rayann — June 2, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

  28. Stop talking about jamie all these stupid comments you guy’s leaving she is still a good person don’t matter what….you guys out there need to remember that everyone makes mistakes…you step back and give her a break…peace out…you’re the best jamie..an you played a good role as Zoey

    Comment by rayann — June 2, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

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