Booty Sweat and Vodka please?

BOOTY SWEAT, BOOTY SWEAT, LET ME GET THAT BOOTY SWEAT!!! What will these high-paid executives come up with next? The Bachelor Guy reports that Hollywood execs are turning this fictitious energy drink from the movie “Tropic Thunder” into a real product.
I can see it now…
Customer: Hey Bartender!!
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Customer: Man, you got that booty sweat and vodka here? Or how bout a jaeger-booty?
Bartender: Aw man, you can’t handle that jaeger-booty dawg.
Customer: Bitch you crazy, give me four jaeger-booties son!!!! I love that sweaty BOOTY!!!!
Good times, good times.
















I was good freinds this girl that always used to greet me with, ‘Hey Rex, how are your sweaty, stinking balls hanging.’
It always threw me for a loop and I didn’t know who to respond, specially when she was with her husband when she said it.
Oh and energy booze makes my stomache ache, I can only drink one or two and I have to go back to hard pop or beer. Nasty shit that is waaaaay to sweet.
Comment by RexZeitgeist — July 1, 2008 @ 8:41 pm