12 beers a day

“I’m getting a lil’ too old for this shit”

Following in the footsteps of the never aging Harrison Ford, Eddie Murphy is making a return to the role that made him famous, Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop 4. I understand that Indiana Jones and the skull movie made a killing this last opening weekend, but I don’t think the Beverly Hills Cop series is quite as popular as the George Lucas produced Movies are. I don’t have a clue what the synopsis is going to be, but here is my idea for it.

Axel Foley goes undercover in the nursing home. Someone is stealing the old ladies’ dirty diapers. Could it be Amy Winehouse who is running out of her lifetime supply of depends? Foley must infiltrate the Grand-mafia (Get it, Grand for grandpa and grandma) and find out who this shit stealer is.

That sounds like an hour and half of pure action in a bottle right there. This movie is destined to break all box office records if they give me a role as sidekick Rock Cathaway, a witty and charming ladies man hell bent on sleeping with every hot girl that walks across my peripherals. Boobs on screen and everything. You know you would watch that. Bitches.