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Beer Goggles - Helping people get laid for YEARS

posted on April 4, 2008 in Humor

Looking for something to do this weekend, I have your plans right here.

For guys: Go out, get really shit faced and go and talk to a girl that by your 12th beer you THINK looks like this:

But REALLY looks like this:

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”

For the Ladies weekend plans: Go out and drink as many fruity alcoholic beverages as possible, then go talk to a guy, that buy your 6th drink looks like this:

But in reality, looks like THIS:

[Ed. Note - I was going to put a picture of me as the guy your were talking to Drunk, so just pretend I look like Brad Pitt.]

Follow these strict rules and you also can have a great friday night.

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2 Comments »

  1. Hey…..don’t be warning the ladies about it….$%^$#! what are you thinking???? Hey, I’m back….and I just picked up a 12 of coors light. Hey, in IE, the posts are still pushed to the bottom….it has to have something to do with the size of a graphic in your sidebar.

    Comment by nate — April 5, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

  2. I have IE and everything looks fine…donno, maybe it’s that 6th drink that makes the IE look like Firefox…

    Comment by Anca — April 6, 2008 @ 3:32 am

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