Why did I not think of this before? One of my favorite activities, DRINKING, plus a good cause, GIVING TO CHARITY. Where was the noggin on this one?

Clemson Beer Cup. That is name of the 3rd semi-annual even being held at the University of Clemson. Not only does this event involve drinking, I mean what else do you really need besides alcohol, but they also will have entertainment and games and GIRLS. DRINKING AND GIRLS all in one spot, and its not in a bar, and you can actually feel good about yourself when your puking in public.

All you have to do is purchase a ticket, not sure the price, but you get beer and liquor, plus all that other jazz I mentioned. All the proceits will be going to a non-profit organization.

They also have drinking games in which you form teams and compete against others. The prizes are…MORE DRUNKENNESS. No better prize than that. Games included are “Chug-a-Mug (1 team member), Turbo Quarters (1 team member), Beer Pong (2 team members), Line Chug (3 team members) and Flip Cup (all 7 team members).” So basically it’s just about every drinking game I want to play in order for me to get HOUSED.

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“So I am here to announce I will have in the works the 1st annual Shit-faced for stupids, in which all the prociets will go to some mentally retarded helping charity. Maybe I will think of a more appropriate name, but most them kids can’t read anyways. IM JOKING. Leave mean comments now.” – ME