at least until my liver explodes
I’m thinking of making a porno since the economy is in a recession and most people usually turn to chronic masturbation in times of need. Or is that just me?
Anyways, I went to this website to generate my porn star name and here it is…
Quincey Hott.
Coming soon to adult on demand.
My idea for the porno…
There is only one word I can use to describe this movie: huh? I didn’t really think saw 4 was all that great and saw 5 didn’t impress me either. It’s like they just keep sitting down every year and they just start playing all the movies at once, then they go, let’s add this scene into saw 2 so we can keep saw 6 going and then lets input this in saw 1 to make sure we can get a saw 7.
There was all the traditional blood and guts gore and it had my favorite black girlfriend in it, the girl from Stomp the yard, but it just seems to be pushing the limits of scriptwriting with all the back and forth jumping from movie to movie and adding things to past movies that no one was aware of at the time of that movie.
Saw to me is no longer a franchise but just a way to make money around halloween. I’m sure that there will be about 18 more saw movies, all the while having jigsaw live and die in each one them.
Now I can’t wait for Saw VI.
Life in the crapper
Celebslam - Marissa Miller does a new photoshoot for Complex. I do a shoot too.
College Candy - Genital accidents? I don’t even know what to say.
Uncoached - I should have went to Ohio State and partied with these girls.
Tasty Booze - Waaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuupppp Obama?
Camel Tap - A good way to waste money… money sculptures.
Boobs. Tits. Fun bags. Melons. Jugs. Whatever you like to call them, they are possibly Gods greatest gift to women. They just sit there and scream motorboat me. Instead of picking one Hot famous woman to pick as hottie of the week I decided to dedicate this post to boobs. At least boobs that I can show on this website.
With the flailing economy going more and more towards the shitter everyday, it has me thinking about how poor and lame my life truly is. So I am thinking more and more about diving into a religion which believes in reincarnation, so I can hopefully come back as one of these 5 people, and rock out with my cock out.
5. Paris Hilton
Why the hell not? This bitch is living off her parents money and all she does is party, get drunk, have sex, and repeat on a nightly basis. I am pretty sure that workload could be handled by me, especially the have sex part. Not to mention I have always wanted to get famous for having a nightvision sex tape. Any takers? It can be called “12 beers in my vag”. It’s a working title.
4. Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt is probably the coolest actor alive. Not only is he ripped from hell to back with his physique, but the dude has banged both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. If I could just get one bj from Angelina with those sexy ass lips, I could die a happy man. Though I would not want to die, because I would want more bj’s, it’s a never ending cycle of bj’s and cheating death.
3. Warren Buffet
The dude is the richest man alive. He has billions upon billions of money just laying around his house. I am pretty sure he has one of those vaults full of gold coins that he goes skinny dipping in on a nightly basis like Scrooge the duck had on that cartoon show. I would love to have his kind of money, and to be honest I would give away half. Hookers and strippers are looking to better themselves, who better to help then me, the richest man in the world.
2. Dane Cook
The guy gets paid to make people laugh, and lots of people think he is funny. What better job on earth is there? Not only does he make millions just making people grin and bear it, but he also has to get laid on a nightly basis by a different girl. I wonder if he is funny in the sack as well? I may have to change that part of my new hysterical life.
1. Hugh Hefner
The pimpest of all pimps and he throws the sickest parties where he is surrounded by even more beautiful people. The dude is like 1000 years old and still bangs girls I can only look at on the internet in wonderous amazement. His life is every guys fantasy. He lives in a mansion. He is surrounded by beautiful girls in which he gets to photograph naked. He has a grotto. And thanks to viagra he at least keeps about 7 different girlfriends, all without a true commitment. What a life, what a life.
I’m still tired from the weekend. One should not try and drink his weight in alocohol.
What is up with the economy? I feel thankful I have a job, but at the same time, I don’t know when my job could all of sudden go under.
Obama or McCain? Who is the lesser of two evils? I have no idea. Sarah Palin is smoking hot though.
I think they put cocaine into diet cokes/pepsi, because I cannot for the life of me go a day without drinking at least one can.
Natural light is like the sweet tea of the beer world.
I’ve always wondered if someone right now at this moment in time was having sex….and reading this blog.
When is the last time a dude ever peed sitting down? That is just odd to me.
Why does Britney Spears just not come to me and say, “I will give you a million dollars a year to be my husband and have numerous sex with me”. I don’t understand why she just will not give into her true feelings.
I think Marissa Miller is possibly the hottest model to have ever lived on earth. Not only is she not rail skinny, but she has gigantic bosoms that my face could go splunking in.
That’s all I have for right now, but it’s only Tuesday and my mind never stops wandering.
I saw this video and just thought to myself, wtf. Similar products, aka blankets, sell for $60 bucks. You gotta be out your mind. If I ever saw anyone wearing one of these, I would die in laughter.
This is a list every man should read at least once. I know I hate it when I am laying with a girl and I go, “I sure do love your naturally perky boobs with dime sized nipples”, only to have her bitch slap me and run out the room screaming, “I paid good money for these, and you can’t even tell!!!” Oh boy, was that embarassing.
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