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2008 NFL Mock Draft – 1-31 In Pictures

4 Comments 03 March 2008

I decided to do something I have never seen before, just the Mock draft with pictures. Some will have captions, others I will leave blank and let you submit captions for them. So don’t be shy.

1 Miami Dolphins – Chris Long/UVA DE

“SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!!”

2. St. Louis Rams – Jake Long/Michigan OT

“Where is the bathroom?! I gotta crap!”

3. Atlanta Falcons – Matt Ryan/Boston College QB

“You have to come over so we can compare our bodies naked”

4. Oakland Raiders – Glenn Dorsey/LSU DT

“Head and Shoulders gets rid of dandruff my ass”

5. Kansas City Chiefs – Ryan Clady/Boise State OT

6. New York Jets – Darren McFadden/Arkansas RB

“Can you spell P-I-M-P”

7. New England Patriots – Leodis McKelvin/Troy State CB

8. Baltimore Ravens – Brian Brohm/Louisville QB

9. Cincinnati Bengals – Vernon Gholston/THE Ohio State University DE

“Naw dawg, these are my REAL arms. Straight up”

10. New Orleans Saints – Keith Rivers/Southern California LB

11. Buffalo Bills – Malcolm Kelly/Oklahoma WR

“I swear, it’s THIS big”

12. Denver Broncos – Sedrick Ellis/Southern California DT

“YES!!! I found my contact!!!”

13. Carolina Panthers – Phillip Merling/Clemson DE

14. Chicago Bears – Rashard Mendenhall/Illinois RB

“OH SNAP!!! SPIDER!!!”

15. Detroit Lions – Aqib Talib/Kansas DB

16. Arizona Cardinals – Jonathan Stewart/Oregon RB

“Naw man, her boobs are WAY bigger”

17. Minnesota Vikings – Derrick Harvey/Florida DE

“Come here you lil’ pigmy sum of a bitch”

18. Houston Texans – Mike Jenkins/South Florida DB

19. Philadelphia Eagles – Limas Sweed/Texas WR

20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – DeSean Jackson/California WR

21. Washington Redskins – Calais Campbell/Miami DE

22. Dallas Cowboys – Felix Jones/Arkansas RB

23. Pittsburgh Steelers – Jeff Otah/Pittsburgh OT

24. Tennessee Titans – Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie/Tennessee State DB

25. Seattle Seahawks – Branden Albert/Virginia OG

26. Jacksonville Jaguars – Quentin Groves/Auburn DE/LB

27. San Diego Chargers – Kenny Phillips/Miami Safety

28. Dallas Cowboys – Mario Manningham/Michigan WR

29. San Francisco 49ers – Kentwan Balmer/North Carolina

30. Green Bay Packers – Reggie Smith/Oklahoma DB

31. New York Giants – Dan Connor/Penn State LB

 

 

 

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4 Comments so far

  1. Wow! Pretty cool mock draft!! I hate that football season has ended, but am thrilled that the draft is headed our way!!! Hooray Football! (and GO PATS!) =)

  2. DRMAMBO says:

    I would just like to say, who do you think you are not putting Colt Brennan in the top 20. The guy is amazing. He might be a little short, but he can get it up. He can’t help his offensive line sucks, and besides Georgia was one of the nations best teams. Cmon dude! Get your head straight!

  3. Daniel says:

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